A lady approaches her District Leader and in need of help, tells him, " I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."

The District Leader was perplexed by such a problem and asked her what they are saying that could be so troublesome.

"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Want to have some fun?'"
It's embarrassing when members come over to the house.

"That's terrible!" he exclaimed, "It's amazing too, because I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my house and I will put them in the cage with my two male parrots whom I taught to chant and read the Gosho. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to chant Nam-myoho-renge-kyo."

The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the district house.

Sure enough, his two male parrots are holding juzu beads and vigorously chanting away in their cage.

The lady is amazed at such a sight and is happy to put her two female parrots in with the male parrots.

And sure enough the female parrots blurt out, "Hi, we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"

One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and exclaims, "Put the beads away. Our prayers have been answered!"

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Thank you !


really good laugh

hahahah lol i cryed laughing nice one bob : ) thats made my day



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